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        Hi, world! Tonight I want to share with you some reasons (as well as recipes) why I've chosen to make the switch to not just all-natural but all home-made. Okay, home-made what? Well, everything, really. I can even tell you how to make (flippin' delicious) chocolate sprinkles from scratch (another day!). Today, I think we'll focus on home cleaning and personal care products. Making your own everything is rewarding, and it really imparts character and wisdom that you don't get from putting a $30 bottle of goo in your shopping cart. Even when I score a beyond awesome bargain on all-natural goods (let me tell you about my $.99 and under Christmas Tree shop trip sometime...) the satisfaction of saving that money doesn't begin to compare to the self-worth I feel when I put something together with my own hands. It's just refreshing. Probably lowers blood pressure, too.
          If you're still dragging your feet and "I can't because"-ing about this, maybe I can persuade you. I happen to have a big mouth connected to my big brain full of big ideas about not ingesting/inhaling/slathering yourself with things that are outright poisonous, laughably expensive (I'm the one cackling like a hyena in Nature's Marketplace, I won't lie) or both. Here are my best arguments for home-making everything within your means, and why home-making everything really is within your means.

• Let's get this one out of the way: It's dirt flippin' cheap. Really. Now, it may not seem that way when you pay $20 for the baking soda, essential oils, and coconut oil to make your toothpaste if you're not familiar with the concept of unit pricing. The unit price of an item is the cost per ounce, pound, 100 count, or whatever basic unit the product is measured in. Always keep unit pricing in mind to get the absolute most for your money if price is the main factor. If you're currently paying full retail price for natural products like toothpaste (I paid seven dollars for a 6-ounce tube of toothpaste once) then home-making is a super-frugal alternative. Depending on the ingredients you choose, you can get several servings worth for pennies per ounce. Now, if you're using xylitol and calcium-magnesium powder and sea salt in your home-made toothpaste, that's another story. It will most certainly be cheaper still than buying toothpaste with those ingredients, but not as much as the basic recipe I use. This point brings us to the next benefit:  

• You have control over what goes in/on your body. Go ahead, be a control freak. It's   okay in this instance. Self control seems to be rare these days, so why not control of what goes into the self? If you aren't already aware of the downright poisonous properties (I feel I personally have grown numb to the word "toxic," let's say "poisonous" or "will-boil-your-guts-and-kill-you") of common ingredients in "food" and personal products, there's no reason not to be. Take a look at your favorite lotion or perfume or what-have-you. Read the ingredients. I mean it! Get up from your chair right now, go get your favorite bottle of goop and bring it to the computer. Look up any ingredient you can't with 100% certainty tell me what or where it comes from and what its purpose in the product is. What is methylchloroisothiazolinone and what is it doing to my kidneys? The Skin Deep database is a quick and easy third-party resource for getting the down-and-dirty on your favorite personal care products, their ingredients, and their potential health hazards. What might rock the boat for some fair-weather "crunchies" is that the more popular "natural" brands are heavy offenders as far as use of toxins. Keep in mind, "all-natural" does not mean safe. Arsenic is all-natural. Think about it. 

•  Home-making everything is a skill worth developing. I used to be a (lazy deadbeat) artist. I used to be a (sub-par) musician. I've even tried my hand at (depressing) poetry once or twice. Heck, even blogging I'm not that good at (yet). I can say with confidence that I am a skilled do-it-yourself-er. God has blessed me in turning me from a lazy rotten teenager to a hard-working mother and wife. It's useful to be able to fabricate necessities and comforts, especially in hard times. I was never regaled with heirloom stories of bread lines or tenements, but I've experienced and observed enough austerity to decide to make it my lifestyle choice. If national forced austerity ever became a reality (tick tock...) I want my family to be able not only to survive but to thrive! My husband and I admire our Mennonite and Amish brothers and sisters for their industry and diligence. They are taught to work with their hands, men and women, from the time they can lift a hammer or thread a needle. I want to pass this mindset on to my child(ren)!

          I used to cruise through Wegman's, wide-eyed and gleefully tossing anything I fancied into my cart when I first got into natural living. I felt like I was really doing something good for myself. That was just the beginning. Now, I go there to buy pantry staples, things I honestly can't make myself (seaweed chips, mmm) and to find inspiration."I wonder if I can make this from scratch." Actually, after all that toothpaste talk, I had the idea just now to make your own toothbrush, there's a project!
           If you are impatient and refuse to learn patience, home-making is not for you. If you are a brand-addict and want guests to see your fair-trade-organic-vegan-raw-gluten-free-locally-sourced snake oil when they use your bathroom, either get creative with storing and labeling your homemades (part of the fun!) or don't bother. The (sensibly) industrious woman is a blessing to her house. The proverbial Virtuous Woman "worketh willingly with her hands" and so should we!

          And now, how's-about a tutorial? Here are step-by-step instructions to make a Home-made Honey Facial Wash, great for acne-prone skin!

          You will need:

• raw honey, about 1/4 cup -- I used buckwheat because I think it tastes gnarsty, this is a better use for it!
• filtered (not distilled or boiled, we want minerals) water, about 1/2 cup
• castile or other all-natural soap, 2 tablespoons
• any light oil (apricot, jojoba, etc), one teaspoon (optional)
• tea tree oil, 10 drops
• other oils for scent or aromatherapy purposes -- I used Patchouli and Spearmint, both good for acne
• rosewater, one teaspoon
• empty pumpy soapy container
• measuring cup or bowl
• funnel or quick hands

Make sure your baby is strapped in for the ride!

pour your soap!

add a little oil (this was $.50 cents, by the way!)

not cheap to buy, but I'll show you how to make it someday

Tea tree is a natural antibacterial, patchouli and spearmint have many uses including battling acne! add your wee oilies!

caution: it will look like mud unless you use a light honey

whisk-a-whisk-a-whisk-a!

this recipe calls for a lot of pouring...

Ta-da! One or two squirts on a wet face, lather, rinse!

           There you have it! The irony is that it took me about three hours to write this post, valuable time I could've spent home-making more everythings! Maybe tomorrow I can post my favorite Red Cabbage Salad recipe faster than the Titanic sunk. Night, y'all!

Verse of the day: Proverbs 31:21 She is not afraid of the snow for her household: for all her household are clothed with scarlet. (KJV)
What's for dinner? Organic, grass-fed ribeye steaks, red cabbage salad!


                                                  Very truly yours,
                                                           Alpha Delta